No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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