Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Your existance.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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"33"

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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