- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Knock Knock Come in

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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