- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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