Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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