What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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