I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

A possesed goat: "moo"

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Do you like fishsticks No

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Womens rights

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

So I was walking down the road today

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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