Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Praise Paisley

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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I just drank a cola.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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