- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

THE GAME.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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