Guess what? The Game.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

Barbara Streisand

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Black people

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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