- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

david weres the slug gone

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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