- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Matt is a Duster!

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

u suck

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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