What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Internet Explorer

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Cameron is a r e t a r d

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

The dewey decimal system

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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