Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Bark I'm a tree

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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