Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How old are you? 7

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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