what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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