why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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