- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

YOU

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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