- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Face Hunter is scum

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

hey John will you make some copies

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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