What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

belly button

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

no really what are ur names?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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