- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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