What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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The WNBA

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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I grunt when I poop.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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david poredos

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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