Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Youre mom is so dead...

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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