What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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