Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Asians

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's blue? The sky.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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