Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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