roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Womens rights

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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