A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Loperson

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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