Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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The WPGA tour

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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guess what chicken butt

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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