So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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