why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

A Duck walks into a bar.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

brittney griner

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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