Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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