Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

James Patrick Campbell

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

EGGPLANT

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

I have an erection My mom!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

have safe sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Bark I'm a tree

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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