- Anti Joke

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

If you were a cactus, why?

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

EGGPLANT

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

James Patrick Campbell

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

I have an erection My mom!

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