Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops