- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I just drank a cola.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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