What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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ur mum

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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