There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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