Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A person from Singapore eats

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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