- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Matt is a Duster!

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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