- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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