Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How high is a Chinaman

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Hitler and Jews become friends.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar