Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Gay's

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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so... how about that airplane food

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