I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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