- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

jibby jobby

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

British Dentistry

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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