Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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