Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Liverpool City Football Club

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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whats my name? Matt

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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