One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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