Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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poop

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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do you have a wife?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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