What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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