What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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