- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

everybody loves raymond

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What do black people eat? Food.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Hey, Max!!

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

penis?

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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