What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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