yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Anti Joke

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