- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

I have a gay camel

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

i lost the game

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

your life

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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