- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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