what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Hi what I lug you

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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