When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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watch me nae nae

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