What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

The dewey decimal system

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Internet Explorer

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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