- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

hi bye

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Donald Trump

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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