What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Replacement Referees

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who is awesome? no one...

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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* anti-punchline

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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