- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

your life

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Im taking a shit right now.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

I have a gay camel

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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