Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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