Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

everybody loves raymond

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do black people eat? Food.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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