name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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