Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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