- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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