Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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