- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

A sober Irish individual.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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