What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

WHO WANTS SOW????

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

If i open this door you can go trough it

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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