Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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