- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What comes after 69? 70

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A baby seal walks into a club.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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