- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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