- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

why do mexicans get made fun of

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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