- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Black people stink of shite!

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Women can vote? WTF

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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