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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

A person from Singapore eats

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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