- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

no really what are ur names?

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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