What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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NEVER

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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hello

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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