- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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