- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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